NonPlusUltra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cornflakes Of Agony]

Oh Wow!

He took the minigun out of his ass and mounted it right in his mouth mang.
I mean ... HAVE YOU EVER seen something like that ? This is positively fresh!
Also Boldheads face is just hilarious, i like the change between extremely retarded and superserious hypershit. Also: As he grows stronger so do his buns.
You are superior. I need more.

fawfulBeans responds:

No it's the other way around.His ass is the key to his strength. Tighten the ass cheeks enough and you WILL achieve super saiyan.

[FC Tells Da Truth]

OMG SHOCKING

FC man has 6 fingrs !! i noticed while he was showing me the right direction !

Catoblepas responds:

he 's a skilled magician

[Boogley Bus Stop]

very good !

But i hoped for the bus to come and splatter the blue bear :(

TheBoogley responds:

well, that's just wrong. Only Chucks Norries can kill blue bears.

[Genesis 1.3]

high 5

Original and bible-critizising, just what i needed right now.
why not 10 ? the voice was pretty lame + there was no sound, so the audio takes the reason why its not 10/10
i like your drawing style and hope to see more of you in future, greetz

PiratedLogic responds:

Yes I need to work on my audio... hopefully I'll figure that all out b4 the next one :)

[The CTSG Collab!]

This is just great.

i would like to write anything useful but i can't put it into words.
This is gonna make history.

Rig responds:

Who knows what the almighty Fulps have in store? ;P

[Harry The Harlequin Fetus]

I AM SO SORRY

i was at work while this was submitted :( so here is my delayed comment mr filthy flash submitter esala !

when it started out with snayk's ultra cool music and the rather "sane" animation i was wondering.
what happen to karri to be so off his common style ?!

....
I WAS A FOOL !

Suddenly the urban right stopped , and the hospital scene kicked in.
the sound, the atmosphere, the caracters (the doc & the cat) - disturbingly weird

i had to watch it at least twice to scratch the surface of the storyline when i recognized it was the injection that changed the woman. it was sick.

I do not recommend this flash to generic half assed mario parody loving teens and nether to politically correct educated adults. i recommend it to the people who want to see unique art and expression.

thank you mr esala , you filth ;)

Catoblepas responds:

:D heheheh

[Sprite A Day: Funeral]

weekly bitchiz !

outro music plz

PaperBat responds:

Slam by Pendulum

[Robot K16]

Freedom Problem.

Dear Pandoryk,
i cannot understand why this flash's score is below 3.
You deserve a lot more.

I don't know if it was your intention or just my interpretation thing, but you just critizized our society.
How can you expect than that 13yr old mario parody loving childs will vote a nice score for this, huh ?!

in fact, although i liked the music, the concept, structure and message of your animation, some artistic chiselling was missing.
i wished some more detailed graphics and also some more efforts in the background as in animation.
Else than that, your flash was very good and enjoyable.

Pandoryk responds:

What a nice review here :) Vielen Dank! ;)
You're right dude, this is a conceptual movie with a message. I would like to know your opinion about it. 'cause sometimes what I want to say isn't what people think.

Here I (want to) say that society tries to have lots of anynomous humans doing what she wants them to do. And it seems that there's no real place for freedom. What we got today is an illusion of freedom, and when we're trying to be really free, it's over, you become marginal or simply weird. If you're not buying this stuff or going to this place, you're not normal. But to be normal is to be free as we imagine it. So what the hell?

About the technical aspect of this animation. For sure it could be improved in so many ways... I very would like to make it sexier, but I can't spend so much time! :P Especially the background, that takes so much time.

Thanks for this review! ^^

[I Won't Forget 9/11]

was this supposed to be funny?

A badly drawn figutre talking with a low quality recorded voice without any emotions or professionality about the consequenses for him.
However, the drawing was very bad.
There was NO animation.
The sense was pretty low and the monologue was rather ... bad.
Please, don't be sarcastic anymore okay ? Eiter you show some RESPECT and make a GOOD flash to remind us of 9/11 or you keep your childish crap.

Rlarudska responds:

Uh it was not suppose to be funny. Also I believe u can't even say anything considering u never do shit on newgrounds. Make ur own movie and tell me shit. As I already said this was bad in the author's comment.

[Drawing Tutorial: Male]

YOUR GHEY !!!

now that i've got your attention, here's my review

nice graphics , easy enough explained even for jackasses like me.

The tutorial was short and direct.
Many people think that a flashing backround or much colour makes their tutorials more interesting.
it's true :> some thoughts about the layout would have been appreciated.
you could have made more than one example or at least some "specials", the tutorial really only covered up the basic "how to draw a male" part.
and girl (or 40 yr old gay fart pretending to be a girl :>) , where was the sound ?

fix all those minor issues and im gonna vote better next time :)
well ... i think im gonna vote better anyway for a female tutorial ^^

skarl3tte responds:

Thanks for the kind words and suggestions. :) and I'll be sure to add sound in the next one.