NonPlusUltra's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[WS - Not A Comeback]

How can you say this is not a comeback when you came back and delivered a satisfying, monstrous yet chill track?

war-spawn responds:

idk man, i'm just doing things and stuff

[Breaking the Law cover]

Oh you bastard

This is one of my absolute favourites and you nailed it.
Although the british metal era in which this song was created is long gone, you pick that shit up like dog poo in the park and throw it right in my face. And I fucking love it.
Keep breaking the law you little rascal :3

Schleif responds:

haha thanks a lot man! good to see you around!

[!FUCK YOU! (Tuesday)]

Just

Fuck you.
This is genuine shit.
I mean genuine like an aspirin pill on a sunday morning.

Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

Or like soylent green in the evening!

Cheers, meng.

[Shoot Me Again]

HHHNG

WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY THAT MAKES MY EARS CUM?

I'm not gonna shoot you again just yet man, you need to get your million bucks contract signed first. Keep on spreading your shit you swedish sack of filth :->

Schleif responds:

yeah really. where's all that money and women i've heard so much about? haha, thanks for stopping by, bro!

[Hans namn är Lennart Grahn]

but Schleif... I don't understand Swedish.

Well, fuck you. Your metal is still awesome.

Schleif responds:

haha, thanks a lot dude! glad you like it!

[Beneath the Fist]

More like raise your Fist!

Damn this track makes me wanna go outside and break something. The smooth composition of the crunchy metal sounds and guitar riffs is eargasmic, the subtle violinmakes it just more awesome. Damn I'm glad you crawl out of your den every now and then to produce some badass game soundtracks! RAISE YOUR FIST! ,/,,/

Schleif responds:

haha, glad you like it man! thanks for the kind words, keep rocking \m/

[Call of the Godzilla-like dude]

FFFFFFFFFF

Okay seriously.
What the fuck? Just WHAT THE FUCK?!
How in Odin's name can a mortal pull out such a brutal track in less then 72 hours? Do you have a storage of epic metal game sountracks or something? Do you consult swedish metal band slaves to write them for you? Does Odin himself grant you the power to do this?
Absolute Overkill soundtrack, it's good for you.

Schleif responds:

gahaha, about a day's work. but yeah, odin and i go way back. and sure, my slaves do their part as well haha. thanks for the review man, glad you dig!

[Pitbulljones- Building Up]

I wanted to become gangster

But this track prevented my evil plan. It's experimental chords, although created with a qwerty midi keyboard, were do strange yet beautyful, they forced me into self-reflection. All my agressions were soothed by the the sad, bonefreezing tunes - they are a projection of what I was gonna be in the future.
But then that song also got a bit boring so that's only 8/10 for you out there man, great job!

pitbulljones responds:

that review title NEEDS to be a song, it has to be, it kleads so many ways...''i wanted to become a gangster nbut then i found cheese, i wanted to cap some homies but then i had to sneeze'' haha thats inspiration in its self and i will take that, and i assure you my next tune will be called 'I Wanted to Become a Gangster'

your review is fair and honest, that is all i can ask from someone, you recognise the use of the qwerty keyboard, respect it's limitations yet also understand it can make CRAZY chords......

If you are being literal upon this tune and not just projecting then i'm glad you took so much from this that it steered you to a greater purpose, i shirk away from such things and would never countenance my feelings/ideology to one song or any music. that way true madness lies. however, and forgive me if i am mistaken, i feel your characterization in the review is exemplary and wonderfully expressive for ones own creative development.

YES the track does get boring, i know, and as i put in my notes for the track, it was more an aim to get a track recorded than create another masterpiece haha.

thank you for the kind words.

peace and hugs

PBJ

[-Synthetic Movements-]

What where you thinking?

Nothing even remotely fit together in this song + idk what kinda filter you used to rape your tunes but you sure as hell were successful. However, if you took some elements of the song and DON'T f*ck them up as badly as you did, reshuffle them and take some time at your next try I might not be sorry gibing you such a low score.

XiaoxiaoGOD responds:

o_e gtfo.

[Pitor's Theme]

Good stuff

Catchy and ambient bg music, but the parts where the flut sets in is really weird and ruining the experience.
Also I think in general your instruments kick in like - well, what they actually are - machines. You should try to find a bit of a transition, that would be neat.
Also you fucked up the ending, if you could actually manage to make it
a) sound good
b) loop into the beginning
I'd consider a 5/5. Good job!

bettyfettles responds:

Aye, I think you might be right about the flute. If I get around to cutting out that ending I might get rid of the flute, or change it for a clarinet and tone it down a little.