NonPlusUltra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I am sorry Godclock]

for god's sake

I'm not sure if godclock can forgive you.
but i can :3
kiss me :-*

[Electro Gypsy]

Adolf in the Matrix

I enjoyed the video and animation.
The lyrics were weird such as the topic , the animation was cute , small round fiures in cow costumes and playing cute instruments :>
but was is really necessary that the front vocalist looks like Adolf H. ?
just remove the beard and its fine ^^
greetz

[How Are You Now?]

that song !

is international !
in france its "frére Jaques"
in germany "bruder Jakob"
in UK "Brother Jacob"

same melody and rhytm as the two tiger song !! weaaaaaaaaard !

but now lets comment da movie.
Touching japanese stuff.
cute Graphics , Ambient music touching story , i think most of us can identify.
great job jap :>

[I Won't Forget 9/11]

was this supposed to be funny?

A badly drawn figutre talking with a low quality recorded voice without any emotions or professionality about the consequenses for him.
However, the drawing was very bad.
There was NO animation.
The sense was pretty low and the monologue was rather ... bad.
Please, don't be sarcastic anymore okay ? Eiter you show some RESPECT and make a GOOD flash to remind us of 9/11 or you keep your childish crap.

Rlarudska responds:

Uh it was not suppose to be funny. Also I believe u can't even say anything considering u never do shit on newgrounds. Make ur own movie and tell me shit. As I already said this was bad in the author's comment.

[strawberryclock hentai]

00====D<3 ^_^

i think strawberrieclock's cock was animated very nice.

[Sprite A Day: 20]

My balls itch !

okay guys.
I watched this collab since the first, so it's nearly 3 weeks now
TIME FOR A R-R-R-REEEEEEEEEEEEVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

the idea itself ? take some sprites and rape some childhoods with cockjokes ?
HILARIOUS

you had your ups and downs. this one is definitivly worth watching and deserves it's score.

your collab mostly contains original jokes as much as clichés ,
stories as much as random bullshit . the variety is AWESOME.

okay now lets get into detail with this one.

Meatwadsprite.
I always enjoy "the cruise". Is that music faithless ?
also, your dialogues and the consequenses are kind of funny and original. wario and Bowser are some of your daily guests, villain time :>
keep it up

Smiley Bob.
Reconstruct a scene of "fight club" with sprites? are you serious ?!
Great job !

Emanhatten.
Isn't this mary's number ?!
:D:D:D fuck you so hard that was as great as all your other stuff.
needless to say that i want you to continue :P

Paperbat.
funny , but the animation was rather moderate , just like the voice acting and the surprise effect.

Dark Alfa.
Chicken pwnage :>
but did you consider the fact that link NEVER says anything expect "yes" and "no" ?

Flashcartoons.
Show me your boobs I'm the gorilla :D

SupaPeeves.
DIE ! *hahahaha* *ARGS*
decent job !

OVERALL i have to say that it was very interesting to follow your developement.
btw, where did Skaboss go ?
and here are some minor issues:

- a "play-all" button
- a "back-to-scene-selection" button

that's my short resumé :>
keep it up

[Drawing Tutorial: Male]

YOUR GHEY !!!

now that i've got your attention, here's my review

nice graphics , easy enough explained even for jackasses like me.

The tutorial was short and direct.
Many people think that a flashing backround or much colour makes their tutorials more interesting.
it's true :> some thoughts about the layout would have been appreciated.
you could have made more than one example or at least some "specials", the tutorial really only covered up the basic "how to draw a male" part.
and girl (or 40 yr old gay fart pretending to be a girl :>) , where was the sound ?

fix all those minor issues and im gonna vote better next time :)
well ... i think im gonna vote better anyway for a female tutorial ^^

skarl3tte responds:

Thanks for the kind words and suggestions. :) and I'll be sure to add sound in the next one.

[Bankomat]

Kol Belov, you're a critical.

graphics 9/10
I know that it was ultra stylized but u still dont deserve the full score :)

sound 8/10
some techno or whatever of a band you feature, matching the video. ver nice

Humour 0/0

Concept 10/10
Yes. Capitalism got us all. and u show us. once again.

[I am 29]

why can i identify :< ?!

Short but true !

cute manga style but some more colour would have been nice ^^
graphics 7/10

the sound is basicly just some 8-bit tunes.
But the text brings the message
i like it
Sound 8/10

and here you go with an overall 8/10 , because you show us 1337s that we can always be owned by girls ... even if we win in the video game :)
Thank you

NapalmGirl responds:

Heh..I sorta like the black and white manga style meself. I always wanted to do a pencil test.

Yes grrls can always own teh 1337z hee hee. Teh grrlz pwn. :3

Glad you liked it. ^_^

[Apples.]

it's not about apples.

I really liked your Style of drawing and the animation, it was all very smooth and cool .
10/10 Graphics

The sound fit perfectly into the flash, nice to listen too but not a masterpiece.
the noise sync was very good
9/10 Sound

The fact that it's not about apples, but about an apple is great.
I can identify with this flash 100% :3 !
here you go with a 10/10 for concept/idea/story

and an overall 10/10 + it goes to my favs :>

SWiTCH responds:

Thanks, I'm glad you get the idea. :)